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If you’ve been anywhere near a radio this past week, you know that Christmas music has started! (In fact, some stations were already playing it on Halloween Day!) Am I the only one who finds it a little unsettling? No, not just the extra-early onset of Christmas music…I’m talking about the actual Christmas songs they’re playing this year:

• “I’m Dreaming of Still Having a Job This Christmas”
• “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like the 1930s”
• “All I want for Christmas is some Food Stamps”
  
• “Let there be Credit Market Liquidity on Earth”
  
• “I saw Mommy ‘doing’ Santa for some extra Christmas money”
  
• “Deck the Halls with Eviction Notices”
  
• “I’ll be Homeless for Christmas”
  
• “Jingle Bailout”
  
• “Rockin’ Around the Picture of Last Year’s Christmas Tree”
  
• “Here we come a-panhandling”
  
• “Gramma got run over by another banker in a BMW committing suicide”

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