New “splinter” & crossover Voter Groups of the 2008 Presidential Campaign
Regardless of who you’re voting for, or against - or even if you’re truly undecided — you have to admit that this year’s Presidential Campaign is shaping up to be the most exciting and interesting in decades! Between the two tickets, virtually every single demographic, wedge issue, and “hot button” in American politics is represented in some way — leading to an explosion of all-new “splinter” political organizations and crossover voting groups…including these ones you may not have heard of yet:
- Moose Hunting Hockey Moms for McCain/Palin
- Multiracial Harvard Grads of Hawaii for Obama
- Hillary Supporters Begrudgingly for Obama
- Members of “Hillary Supporters Bedgrudgingly for Obama” Secretly Voting for Palin
- Members of “Old White Boy Network” Against BOTH Tickets
- Pregnant Teens for Bristol Palin’s Mom & the Old Guy
- “Hair Club for Men”-members for Biden
- Gangsta Rappers for Obama and the Honky
- Pro-Choice Libertarian Gun-Owning Working Mothers Confused as Hell about How to Vote
- Reporters in the Tank for Obama
- Octogenarians for That Young Whippersnapper McCain
- Republican Women with “Jungle Fever”
- Democratic Men who Wouldn’t Kick Sarah Palin Out of Bed for Eating Crackers
- “Community Organizers” for a Little Respect for Them, huh
- Hairdressers against Palin’s Hair
- Racists who REALLY Like Obama’s Energy Plan
- Entrenched Politicians Against “Change”