GET RICH scamming Nigerian email scammers!
Instructions: Upon receipt of Nigerian scam email, click on “REPLY”; copy & paste the entire letter below into top of email field; then click “SEND.”
Dear Friend and Fellow Nigerian:
Allow me to introduce myself: I am attorney & special consultant for the late Internet-Scam billionaire, the Honorable Mr. J. Goedaddi Ngadget III. As you no doubt know, Mr. Ngadget became fabulously wealthy over the past two decades by originating, developing, and employing the very same so-called “419″-scams that you yourself may be using right now (whilst keeping an extremely low profile — his name being known, even today, by only the most knowledgeable insiders of the Internet-Scam sector, such as myself and, of course, you!)
Since Mr. Ngadget was childless, his fondest dying wish was only to “give back” to the industry that made him stupendously rich. As per the terms of his Last Will and Testament, I have been scouring the entire Internet - posing as a gullible American email user - looking for talented, unrecognized future Superstars of the Online Scam to reward and encourage. When I received your extremely clever “bait letter” below, I knew I had found my FIRST deserving beneficiary!
Therefore, I am pleased to inform you that at my behest, the Estate of Mr. Ngadget has prepared a cashier’s check in the amount of 750,000,000 Nigerian Naira (or US $6,408,777.46) — which will be sent to you by certified armed courier immediately upon our receipt of the shipping and handling fee in the amount of $5,000.00 — which Mr. Ngadget insisted we assess on every beneficiary, not only as the customary show of “good faith” but, more importantly, so we may ascertain and verify your true identity as the 419 Genius who sent the email below, and know what name to write on the check.
Please remit your $5,000.00 as soon as possible, pay to the order of the same Alias-Name I was using when your brilliant scam-email was received by me - and addressed to “General Delivery” at the same U.S. city and state as my Alias-Name. (I apologize for the secrecy, but Mr. Ngadget gave strict orders to keep things quiet, out of fear that general knowledge of his immense giveaway would wreak havoc upon the day-to-day operation of our vital industry. After all: how many people would continue the daily grind of trying to con foreigners out of their money over the Internet…if they thought there was a huge pile of cash out there, waiting just for them?
Lastly, should you decide to decline Mr. Ngadget’s generous bequeath, for whatever reason, rest assured that your share of his Estate will be equally distributed among the other handful of recipients. So, don’t even worry about that.
Let me personally welcome you to The Good Life!
Sincerely,
Joseph Q. Mwahtetubu, Esq.
Real Attorney