- Couple discovering their $300 “Junior Suite” is a just a regular room with a loveseat and a coffee table squeezed in.
- College kid learning “$850 lesson” that his roommate’s dopey “double-your-bet” system isn’t worth SQUAT!
- Video Poker player dumping last of his Royal Flush jackpot back into machine…for the second time!
- Beginning Blackjack “card-counter” losing track of the count for the 37th hand in a row!
- Big loser sulking in Keno lounge, trying to concoct plausible story to tell everyone back in Akron how he could’ve “broken even” and still had to hitchhike home.
- Guy nursing black eye from being slapped by hot Latina babe in a maid’s uniform who came to his hotel room door…who really was the maid!
- Televised-Poker enthusiast losing his shirt at his first-ever Live Poker session…wishing he had known beforehand that they don’t have “hole cams” on the tables in Vegas!
- Fellow puking guts out in men’s room — now knowing exactly why some buffets are only $5.99 when all the others nearby are $15 to $20
- Dweeb getting icy stare and grunt from cocktail waitress who’s already heard EVERY single line from the movie “Swingers” 5,000 times!
Tags: Still more misc. by Mike_Snider
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