Hillary Clinton’s campaign T-shirt contest
Posted on May 30th, 2008 by Mike_Snider
As some of you may already know, the still-alive-(but-barely) Hillary Clinton for President campaign has been having a contest, open to all, to come up with new slogans for their T-shirts. I thought of entering the contest myself, since at least one of my 10 slogans below is a guaranteed winner, but just to show you all what a swell guy I am, I’m putting these out there for any of you to submit as your own, and reap the whirlwind of fame and fortune that will come with Hillary Campaign T-Shirt Authordom.
- “Keep Futility Alive! Support Hillary”
- “She really CAN control Bill, if she wants to”
- “Hillary for Prez – the Masada of political campaigns”
- “On to the Bitter End!”
- “Hillary supporters: as stubborn & irrational as your ex-wife!”
- “Free BJs for Superdelegates! Inquire with T-shirt wearer”
- “Hillary: she’s a WAY better Liar than Obama!”
- “Hillary NOW, Hillary FOREV – well, at least until next Tuesday!”
- “She’ll drink YOUR damn candidate under the table!
- “C’mon – you KNOW you’d LOVE another 8 years of ‘Monica-gates’
Is this one too wordy?
Hillary: At least when interns go down on her she won’t leave semen stains on their dresses as evidence.
Yeah, maybe it’s too wordy.
Considering all the beer and whiskey that Hillary has been drinking on the campaign trail, I wonder if she has had an “I love you man” moment with any potenial working class voters.
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