Hillary Clinton’s campaign T-shirt contest
As some of you may already know, the still-alive-(but-barely) Hillary Clinton for President campaign has been having a contest, open to all, to come up with new slogans for their T-shirts. I thought of entering the contest myself, since at least one of my 10 slogans below is a guaranteed winner, but just to show you all what a swell guy I am, I’m putting these out there for any of you to submit as your own, and reap the whirlwind of fame and fortune that will come with Hillary Campaign T-Shirt Authordom.
- “Keep Futility Alive! Support Hillary”
- “She really CAN control Bill, if she wants to”
- “Hillary for Prez - the Masada of political campaigns”
- “On to the Bitter End!”
- “Hillary supporters: as stubborn & irrational as your ex-wife!”
- “Free BJs for Superdelegates! Inquire with T-shirt wearer”
- “Hillary: she’s a WAY better Liar than Obama!”
- “Hillary NOW, Hillary FOREV - well, at least until next Tuesday!”
- “She’ll drink YOUR damn candidate under the table!
- “C’mon - you KNOW you’d LOVE another 8 years of ‘Monica-gates’