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Hillary Clinton’s campaign T-shirt contest

As some of you may already know, the still-alive-(but-barely) Hillary Clinton for President campaign has been having a contest, open to all, to come up with new slogans for their T-shirts. I thought of entering the contest myself, since at least one of my 10 slogans below is a guaranteed winner, but just to show you all what a swell guy I am, I’m putting these out there for any of you to submit as your own, and reap the whirlwind of fame and fortune that will come with Hillary Campaign T-Shirt Authordom.

  1. “Keep Futility Alive! Support Hillary”
  2. “She really CAN control Bill, if she wants to”
  3. “Hillary for Prez - the Masada of political campaigns”
  4. “On to the Bitter End!”
  5. “Hillary supporters: as stubborn & irrational as your ex-wife!”
  6. “Free BJs for Superdelegates! Inquire with T-shirt wearer”
  7. “Hillary: she’s a WAY better Liar than Obama!”
  8. “Hillary NOW, Hillary FOREV - well, at least until next Tuesday!”
  9. “She’ll drink YOUR damn candidate under the table!
  10. “C’mon - you KNOW you’d LOVE another 8 years of ‘Monica-gates’

Not ANOTHER schmuck with a blog!

That’s right: here I am, just one more lonely guy spitting into the veritable hurricane that is the modern Intertubes. As my header and About Me page say, I’ve been a writer for MAD Magazine since forever - though not as much lately. (Why not? Let’s just say the editors and I have “grown apart” recently…like an old married couple.) And, while I certainly don’t want this blog to be entirely about MAD, there’s no denying that there are some “interesting” things going on with the mag right now. As in the old Chinese curse, “May you live in interesting times!” I haven’t visited the New York editorial offices of MAD in a few years, but reports from more than one friend who has are downright dismal: “overworked”…”depressing atmosphere”… So, what brought the magazine to this sad state? Ah…stay tuned!